Recently, I attended a seminar where the instructor invited everyone to “introduce” themselves. I anticipated having to share what I do and where I’m from and then, either answer some ridiculous icebreaker question or participate in some crazy icebreaker exercise. As predicted, the question arrived but what I hadn’t expected was that the question would illicit responses, such as spork and the clapper, as well as reasons for those responses that would cause eruptions of laughter.

Now, I’d like to ask you. What do you wish you could “un-invent”? What is the one thing you wish had never been invented?

For me, it’s pantyhose. Putting on a pair of pantyhose is what I imagine it might be like to partake in professional wrestling.